Steve Brinich (stevemb) wrote,
Steve Brinich
stevemb

Half-Liquidation Sale

On the way home, I saw a Champion Billiards store with a banner reading:

"50% OF ALL INVENTORY MUST GO"

The only reason I can think of why they'd need to get rid of exactly half of their inventory is that they're moving to a smaller store. If so, maybe they should consider offering some sort of discount to quickly sell off their excess stock.
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