Movie Meme, picked up from several people:
A. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
B. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
C. Post them here for everyone to guess.
D. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
"Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery."
"There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, warts, politicians..."
"You already mentioned them."
"I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else."
"Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing."
"Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin'. Nothin' to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans."
"In every city and province, lists of the disloyal have been compiled. Tomorrow they will learn the cost of their terrible folly... their treason."
6: (Animal House, answered by grayhawkfh )
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
"Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my IQ."
8: (Back To School, answered by grayhawkfh )
"First of all you’re going to have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. Then there's the kickbacks to the carpenters, and if you plan on using any cement in this building I'm sure the Teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that'll cost ya. Oh and don't forget a little something for the building inspectors. Then there’s long term costs such as waste disposal. I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it's not the Boy Scouts."
"Some crazy lady was going to cut your heart out and you wanted more specific instructions? Perhaps you'd want it in writing or a diagram maybe?"
10: (Spider-Man, answered by grayhawkfh )
"I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?"
11: (Time After Time, answered by allisona )
"We don't belong here? On the contrary, Herbert. I belong here completely and utterly. I'm home."
"With your ancient, juvenile minds you have developed explosives too fast for your minds to conceive what you are doing. You are on the verge of destroying the entire universe. We are a part of that universe. This is our last..."
"This is a multi-million dollar installation, okay? He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt!... Ah, no offense."
14: (Blazing Saddles, answered by scifantasy )
"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."
"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."