Silly, but I had to post it after noticing the Canada bit:
This year I've been busy!
Last week keristor and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I gave angel_vixen a kidney (1000 points). In May I bought porn for orawnzva (10 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (220 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!