Steve Brinich (stevemb) wrote,
Steve Brinich
stevemb

Dear Santa....

Silly, but I had to post it after noticing the Canada bit:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week keristor and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I gave angel_vixen a kidney (1000 points). In May I bought porn for orawnzva (10 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (220 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
stevemb

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