From a message on the office e-mail:

Subject: Educational Resources for Constitution Day, September 17, 2007
Sent: Tue 9/18/07 9:40 AM

Maybe I should save it for next year. 

Message found in my inbox:

"SIRA is in the process of trying to upgrading the HP Laser Jet 4100 printers.  If you are currently using a HP Laser Jet 4100 Printer, please use the voting system at the top of this e-mail to vote Yes or No."

I just finished a mandatory online "Computer Security Training" course.

As far as usefulness and respect for my intelligence went, it was more or less equivalent to a mandatory "How To Put Your Shoes On The Correct Feet And Tie Them Without Linking Them Together" course.