While doing some monitor shopping (like window shopping, but without having to get up and walk) for a case for my Wing, I stumbled upon a listing that stated at the end of the various bullet points:

* Phone not included.

The sad thing is that there probably are people out there who would feel ripped off (or claim to feel ripped off and launch a nuisance lawsuit) if they didn't get a new smartphone as part of a $15 purchase....